My inflatable house got a puncture last night.
Now, I'm living in a flat!
I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions.
`Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?", `Why is it in a bucket?"
No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love!
She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.
He: Chingummm!
As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair.
But then it started to grow on me!
You don't miss playing childhood video games. You miss the feelings, experiences, and emotions that went along with them!
My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee!
Waiter: Is Pepsi OK?
Me: I don't judge. I'm cola blind!
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words!
Today somebody told me that I take criticism very badly so I punched him in the face!