Punjabi Panda:
There are 2 Pandas:
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!
I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!
The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';
IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';
And Navy was 'No-Sena'!
I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...
Broco Lee!
15+15 is thirty.
16+16 is thirty too!
If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part!
The only vaccine does not act as an antibody.
The voice of friends also acts as an antibody.
Those who say to you, "Don't worry", then it becomes an antibody.
The whole world is against you, and someone says, "I am with you" then an antibody is created.
It is possible that someone's antibodies increase due to your love and behaviour.
Keep talking to your friends and relatives to increase their antibodies!
Advantages of dating a Doctor:
He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too!
Friend 1: I once went sky diving.
Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild.
Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!"