What do pigs use in the shower?
Hogwash!
Dear Vegetarians,
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?
What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution....
What happens if all of them drown?
That is a solution ....!!!
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
She didn't know 'I' existed.
Dad: A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
Family: Ok, so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge.
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others...
The same applies when you are stupid.
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?
They break out in hives!
I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"
I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me!
The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`
Google Khoje,
Yahoo Khoje,
Aur Khoje Bing...
Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within!