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What do pigs use in the shower?
Hogwash!

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Dear Vegetarians,
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?

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What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution....

What happens if all of them drown?
That is a solution ....!!!

I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
She didn't know 'I' existed.

Dad: A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
Family: Ok, so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others...
The same applies when you are stupid.

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Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?
They break out in hives!

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I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"
I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me!

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The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`

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Google Khoje,
Yahoo Khoje,
Aur Khoje Bing...
Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within!