When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others...
The same applies when you are stupid.
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?
They break out in hives!
I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"
I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me!
The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`
Google Khoje,
Yahoo Khoje,
Aur Khoje Bing...
Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within!
Rainy days are so good. You can open all the windows and drink a cold beer in your underwear.
Not sure why my Uber driver is threatening to call the cops!
My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.
They are watch dogs!
Did you hear about the big Lego sale?
People were lined up for blocks!
Why do programmers prefer the dark?
Because the light attracts bugs!
The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?"
I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!
