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The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called English Soccer.
So much publicity... so much hope... but it has no cup!

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An Italian man enters a Pub in London.
The owner states: We don't talk about football here.
After few seconds the Italian man says: It is possible to speak about sex, yes?
The owner: Yes, sex absolutely.
The Italian: Italy fucked England badly!

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Which person is completely opposite of Putin?
Nadal!

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A fan updated Brazil Vs Croatia match score on Facebook:
3 BRA - 1 CR
Alia Bhatt replied "Very expensive"!

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Golf is like sex... experience one good hole and you'll spend a lifetime trying to capture that feeling again!

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What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!

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Duckworth & Lewis: Screwing South Africa since 1992.

Cricket WC 2015:
Virat Kohli wants MCG to be renamed BCMCG!

India-Aussies Test Series:
Virat Kohli's 169 reflects a perfect balance of personal and professional obligations.
100 for the Team and 69 for Anushka Sharma!

A ladies four ball is on Golfcourse. After a Tee shot , two balls are found lying very close to each other.
One of them says "I have never seen two balls so close to each other"
The other says, `Don't be a liar!`