Why is the game of Golf totally wrong?
It's because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole;
Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole!
How the Brazilians are feeling: Brazil goalkeeper Cesar to Coach Scolari: I am sorry. I should have kept my legs together. Scolari: No son, it's not your fault. Your mother should have!
FIFA World Cup 2014:
Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica and Netherlands are the first 4 teams to go into round of 16. They all have Weed and Prostitution Legalized. So what's the moral of the story?
Dope and Fuck... and you'll have all the luck!
Pool Table is a cool table... since it teaches us how to play with balls and concentrate on many holes by using only one stick!
How would Cricket commentators define a naked girl?
No cover, No extra cover, 2 silly points, 2 fine legs, 1 deep gully and a little grass on the pitch. It seems to be wonderful conditions to have a first go and come out on top!
At 18 a lady is like Football, 22 men behind her;
At 28 Basketball, 10 men behind her;
At 38 Golf ball, 1 man behind her;
At 48 Table Tennis ball, 1 man pushing her to another!
IPL 7:
Looking at this Bumrah's bowling action, bet he has a tough time wanking!
Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a single stick!
Snooker table is the coolest table for men.
It teaches them how to play with the balls and concentrate on many holes using a single stick!
Dhoni told his bowlers to use their brains and not just their balls... women have been saying this to men for centuries!