What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball!
For those who do not have easy access to porn:
Switch to a TV channel showing Women Tennis and close your eyes and listen to it!
A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support!
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?
Women's doubles tennis - 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch!
Why does Shane Warne never go to bed late?
So he can get up Hurley!
At a gay wedding, the official priest was confused on how to declare two men husband and wife.
After a long silence, the priest said, "I hereby pronounce you Man-United!"
Women's Boxing - the only sport where the fighters are are probably bleeding before the fight.
These new girls hosting the IPL are so dumb they probably think "no ball" is a euphemism for being eunuch.
Chris Gayle hits 175 NO in T20 game in IPL
Thank God, we can't blame Indians for so many rapes in India.
Now we can even blame the West Indians!
Chris Gayle hits 175 NO in T20 game
When a man rapes another man, he is called GAY;
But when a man rapes 11 men, he is called GAYle!