Clean Jokes

Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear someone breaking in."
At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that...

They opened a Starbucks in Hyderabad.
Waiter: Kya Hona.
Customer: Latte ?
Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo.
Customer: Waiter...

Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly...

Santa and Banta were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number, and sizes of the fish they caught. So Banta comes back from his latest...

A man got a call from unknown number.
Girl: Hi, are you single???
Man: Yes, but who are you ???
Ans: Your wife.... Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoungi...

Husband`s Message (by text):
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very...

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he`d make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...

A dentist had an old lady patient who was very hard to handle. As soon as she sat in the chair, she panicked and would clamp her mouth shut so firmly that he couldn`t get it open...

Ek Baar 4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The. Ek Dost Patte Baantne Hi Waala Tha Ki Tabhi Police Aa Gayi. Police Inspector: Tum Sab Jua Khel Rahe Ho. Chalo Sab Lock-up Mein.
3 Freinds: Janaab!!! Hum Kaha Jua Khel Rahe Hain. Hum Toh...

I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of October at 15:00hrs. I`m very happy to inform you...