Moms Will be Moms
Archimedes`s mother: "Didn`t you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???"
Thomas Edison`s mother: Of course I am proud that you invented...
Going Too Slow!
Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns...
Sloppy Handwriting
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I`m sorry to bother you, but could you address this postcard for me...
Don't Shave
I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not...
Father's Ashes
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace...
The Clarinet Player
A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven`t seen you in ages! How have you been?"
"Well," George replies..
The Umbrella Thief
A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his last good one. Looking at the six useless umbrellas in his umbrella stand, he decided to take them all...
The Yummy Dish!
A man who is a manager in a 5-star hotel calls his wife.
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife: Steamed fine long...
Almost Perfect First Day
It seems that a young man volunteered for Navy service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola, skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola, he soloed and...
Guide Dogs
Two men walking their dogs met outside a bar. After chatting a while, one suggested they go inside for a drink. The man with the Chihuahua said, "Good idea, but the sign says `No Dogs`." The man with the golden retriever...