Clean Jokes

Few people know this, but the legendary battle between Karna and Arjuna once happened near to the Chola Kingdom, close to current day Bangalore!

I noticed the pretty girl was looking at me on the train. I smiled at her and said hello.
"Hi," she said, then asked me "Can I be completely...

A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he has anything for somebody who needs to get through a really stressful situation...

A man came to a Hakim's clinic in Lucknow complaining of severe stomach pain. The Hakim understood it was a case of constipation. Hakim asked...

A King had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture & kill any minister that misguided him. A Minister once gave an opinion which was wrong which the king didn’t like at all.

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde....

A guy goes to the doctor complaining of hemorrhoids, so the doctor prescribes him some suppositories and tells him to come back in a week...

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said...

During my School days, after getting the first beating on my hands from the teacher, I used to wipe my hands on my trousers and then only take the second one...

A farmer has been farting a lot. He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the...