Golf Balls
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde....
Taste Of Suppositories!
A guy goes to the doctor complaining of hemorrhoids, so the doctor prescribes him some suppositories and tells him to come back in a week...
Shit, I Missed...
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said...
Visionary Teachers
During my School days, after getting the first beating on my hands from the teacher, I used to wipe my hands on my trousers and then only take the second one...
Give Everything To God
A farmer has been farting a lot. He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the...
Wow, What A Coincidence
Mrs. Batra: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately.
Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Biggest Weakness
A guy is in for a job interview, and the interviewer asks him, "What would you consider to be your biggest weakness...
Whats' Your Greatest Need?
The president of Slobbovia was running for re-election and held a rally in the small town of Hicknia. He yelled to the crowd, "I am here for you! What is your greatest need...
Church Attire
One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged...
Paying Guest
A man, about 80, goes to his doctor for a checkup because he is planning to get married. After congratulations and a clean bill of health, the doctor asks about his fiancee. The old man shows him a photo of a very beautiful...