I was headed for a blind date last night, but I was worried... what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there is an app for just that situation. It`s called Mum Are You Okay...
After a trial had been going on for three days, finally, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge`s bench.
"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from...
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then the new school year began...
A retired officer goes to a shop and asks the young shopkeeper, "Give me 742 grains of green gram."
The boy, without speaking a word, quickly weighs 200 grams of green gram and gives it to the customer...
Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives...
A Bengali, a Punjabi, a Gujarati and a Hardcore Leftist Keralite were reluctant to take the Covid-19 vaccine. The Doctor called them in one by one. He told the Bengali, "You must take your vaccine...
The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary...
Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir?
MD: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates...
The duty officer reported to his CO: Sir nothing significant has happened during my duty hours - only the dog died.
The CO asked: How did the dog die?...
Selma telephones home with some exciting news:
"Mama, I got married."
"Congratulations!!" says Mama.
"I might as well tell you, Mama, he`s not of our Faith...