Clean Jokes

During my School Days, I came home with my Maths Mark Sheet showing 90 marks scored by me in an exam, hoping to get compliments from my Dad. However, once my Dad took a glance of it...

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended...

BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get...

Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz, Sam`s best friend since childhood, is to be executor of the will...

Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his right eye with his left hand and read the letters on the card...

Just as we have Rajinikanth jokes, in Russia they have Putin jokes.....
When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early.
When Putin`s phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie...

Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student`s turn comes, and he goes inside. External: Suppose you are travelling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do...

I was headed for a blind date last night, but I was worried... what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there is an app for just that situation. It`s called Mum Are You Okay...

After a trial had been going on for three days, finally, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge`s bench.

"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then the new school year began...