Yeah, alcohol is amazing, but have you ever hugged someone that cared about you to the point that when they hug you, you can feel their heartbeat and their unconditional support?
Me neither, pass the Old Monk!
I'm giving up drinking for a month.
Sorry, bad punctuation.
I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!
Certain beers give me terrible hangovers. I investigated and I think it's the 13th one!
What are people who drink to escape their problems called?
BoozeDils!
Every weekend I tell myself, "John you need to stop drinking beer."
Luckily my name is not John!
There are hundreds of energy drinks, but no motivation drinks!
I have reached that stage of my life where I am not bothered about:
Rose day,
Teddy day,
Kiss day, or even Valentine's day.
The only day that effects me is...
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Dry Day!
Unlike Milk:
It is perfectly acceptable to cry over spilled beer!
I have never seen an alcohol company use a drunk person in any of their advertisements.
Are they ashamed of their customers?
Cellphones should have options to change Airplane Mode to Drunk Mode.
That way your drunk texts never leave your phone!