I quit drinking yesterday but tonight... I celebrate my comeback!
Pro Tip:
Start your drinks early in the evening so that you don't lose sleep time and not wake up dizzy!
Men and Malts are great when they are Single!
I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk;
But if you need someone to drink the drinks,
I'm all yours!
My liquid diet is going great. After five glasses of wine, I no longer care how fat I am!
There was such a long queue to buy Fastag. Finally decided to buy Royalstag, instead.
Hic hic hurray! Don't drink and drive. Just drink!
I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice.
My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the Vodka!
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems!
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting and drinking.
If you cheat, may you get cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me!
All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!