My liver is temporarily closed for spiritual maintenance.
#Navratras
People say drunk and disorderly.
I say spirited and spontaneous!
I never drink alcohol...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
without snacks!
Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself!
The doctor has advised me to add more fruits to my diet.
So I have started adding more lime to my tequila!
A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure.
60 ml, to be precise!
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Ask your Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila!
I am giving up alcohol for a month!
Wait... I got that wrong.
I am giving up. Alcohol for a month!
If they don't have liquor at my funeral, I'm not going!
Salty food makes you dehydrated.
Alcohol makes you dehydrated.
Human body is 70% water.
.
.
.
This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss.
There's something wrong with science!