Saturday night and I'm about to hit the gym!
Sorry typo, I meant gin!
Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need.
Better to be safe than sober!
If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody" and they meet at the bar!
Always drink whiskey responsibly.
Please don't spill it!
Good whiskey makes your soul crawl out of its hiding place!
If you're rich and drink alcohol in the middle of the day you're successful. If you're poor and drink alcohol in the middle of the day then you're an alcoholic!
Saw a guy zig-zagging in the streets late last night shouting `Vodka, Vodka, Vodka!`
I thought that's the spirit!
Why overthink when you can over drink?
News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO
But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!