I hate when people ask me what I do for fun because there is no classy way to say "binge drink"!
Alcohol is a very useful solution.
One treats outside wounds by rubbing alcohol;
And inside wounds by drinking alcohol!
Don't judge people for drinking;
Judge them for not drinking.
These ones are surely upto something!
What did I learn today?
You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer!
I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself!
The journey between 'No I can't dance' to 'Koi Music Band Nahi Karega' is around 4 pegs!
I've never been drunk, but I have woken up in some strange places!
The best way to break the ice is to pour whisky over it!
A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!
I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks!