I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!
My home has an open door policy.
You bring beer and I open the door!
I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!
Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass!
The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours!
#Women'sDay
I used to party all weekend.
Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!
Holi officially marks the end of 'Old Monk Season' and the beginning of 'Chilled Beer'!
Beerbal
That guy who starts giving smart-ass answers after having beer!
Surround yourself with people who have issues.
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!