Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!
Asking me if I want a drink is like asking me if I want money!
Work place stress is your body's way of saying you need to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home!
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.
I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!
Among the extremist groups trying to recruit members to their cause like Al-Qaida, Al-Nusrah, Al-Badr etc.
I believe the most successful one is Al-cohol.
Many of my friends including myself have already fallen victim to it.
Cheers!
A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot!
If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM?
Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
Alcohol:
because sometimes you need a warm hug from inside!