Ironically, the fight between mind and heart always ends up hurting the liver!
Yesterday, our honorable finance minister said, "It will take another two to three-quarters for the situation to improve."
So I bought 3 quarters last night. After all, it's my duty also, towards the nation.
I woke up in the morning, but nothing had changed!
So I'm trying again tonight!
Looks like you have a lot on your mind.
Do you wanna drink about it!
I finally quit drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil!
After my fourth drink, I heard it whisper...
"Now is the time to tell people what you really think!"
I'm not an alcoholic, but my best friend is. So when he drinks, I do too, because I'm supportive!
Having a hangover the next day is like rebooting in safe mode.
The main stuff still works, but it's really hard to get much else done!
WhatsApp status of a drunk person...
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Can't talk, Alcohol you later!
A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot!
Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life. Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!