Heart: You should tell him how you feel.
Brain: Don't you dare.
Alcohol: Message sent!
Best beverage recipe for summers:
* 2 part Lemons
* Chaat Masala
* 1 Ginger
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
* A little soda
* Ice Cubes
* Ice Shaker
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!
"You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer."
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
Friend: Can I take you out for coffee?
Me: Beer Ke Spelling Galat Hain!
Beer is like the Sun, it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist!
Beer makes you wiser.
Even Akbar's wisest adviser was Beerbal!
Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.
Those people are called bartenders!
I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!