Doctor told me I need glasses.
So I'm having several tonight!
If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice!
Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!
I've finally stopped drinking for good.
And I've started drinking for evil!
I still remember my first love...
I was 20 years old and 'CHI-VAS' 18 years old!
Don't be sad, it's weekend and somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours!
Sure, I'll drink more water
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Provided it's frozen and surrounded by alcohol!
Whisky is the answer...
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I don't remember the question!
A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure...
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60 ml, to be precise!
Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are!