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Doctor told me I need glasses.
So I'm having several tonight!

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If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice!

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Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!

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I've finally stopped drinking for good.
And I've started drinking for evil!

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I still remember my first love...
I was 20 years old and 'CHI-VAS' 18 years old!

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Don't be sad, it's weekend and somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours!

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Sure, I'll drink more water
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Provided it's frozen and surrounded by alcohol!

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Whisky is the answer...
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I don't remember the question!

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A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure...
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60 ml, to be precise!

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Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are!

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