At some point in life, we need to ask ourselves some fundamental questions like...
Who am I? Where am I going? And when I reach there, will the bar be open?
People who call drinking a habit are insane, it's just a ritual which alcoholics follow religiously!
Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day.
The most important meal is the one you have to eat to avoid getting too drunk too early!
Sometimes part of me says, I can't keep drinking like this.
While another says, Don't listen to him, he's too drunk!
You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer.
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
I can't afford a vacation.
So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am!
Sometimes I turn to God,
Sometimes I turn to Vodka.
Either way, I'm being guided by A Spirit!
Alcohol doesn't mend a broken heart, but then there is no harm trying!
I'm in a good place right now.
Not emotionally... just that I'm at the liquor store!
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser.
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And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap!