Don't be sad, somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours!
Stop trying to make everyone happy. You are not...
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Tequila!
They say never drink before 8 PM.
It must be 8 PM somewhere in the world!
Did you know that drinking 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit!
Most conflicts can be resolved over drinks!
I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work!
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy scotch.
That's the kind of same thing!
Whatever your troubles, the answer is never at the bottom of a bottle.
It's usually about halfway down the second!
I have a Punjabi friend who doesn't drink. I think he is adopted!
I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem...
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Chemically speaking, it's a solution.