What I'm about to say is extremely important!
~ Drunkards
Oh, they said run... I thought they said rum!
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer!
Someone sent me a message about using Vodka for cleaning around the house.
It worked! The more vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked!
I'm never drinking again = I'm never drinking again until this hangover is gone!
If life gives you a lemon... always take it with a pinch of salt and a shot of Tequila!
Exercise makes you look and feel better;
But so does 'Tequila'!
Happiness comes in four sizes:
Glass
Pint
Pitcher
Barrel
I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am!
I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!