Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are.
When it comes to bonding 'Fevicol' loses by a big margin to...
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'Alcohol'!
It's funny when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.
You don't even need running shoes to run, but it helps!
I know I should give up drinking...
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But I am not a quitter!
Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine, apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!
Thought of the day:
An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!
When people tell me - "You're going to regret that in the morning."
I sleep in till noon, because I'm a problem solver!
It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers are so damn easy!
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes!