sms

'Red Bull' gives you wing
'Vodka' gives you 4X4

sms

After using WhatsApp, Facebook, BBM, Hike, Line, WeChat, Twitter etc...
I've realized 'Daaru' is still the best way to connect with friends!

sms

I only drink a little but when I do,
I turn into another person, 'And that person drinks a lot'.

sms

I lost a good friend and drinking buddy this past weekend in a tragic accident.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
He got his finger caught in a 'Wedding Ring'!

sms

Tequila
Helping people wake up in stranger's beds since 1521.

sms

Full Form of Drinks:
D - Delicious after 1 peg
R - Romantic after 2 pegs
I - Interesting after 3 pegs
N - Naughty after 4 pegs
K - King after 5 pegs
S - Siyaapa after 6 pegs

sms

People who drink to escape from their problems are...
'BoozeDils'!

sms

All I want is a whiskey twice my age served by a woman half my age!

sms

After implementing OROP (One Rank One Pension), the govt. must implement OBOR (One Bottle, One Rate).
Why special price to armed forces and higher rate for others?

sms

Beer doesn't have many vitamins.
That's why one needs to drink lots of it!

End of content

No more pages to load

Next page