I don't get why people find drunk texts annoying -
You must realise you're the person, they're thinking of;
when their brain can't even function properly!
I just rescued some wine it was trapped in a bottle!
To me "Drink Responsibly" means - don't spill it!
There are two types of people in this world:
People you want to drink with;
And people who make you want to drink!
I am still using Pythagoras theorem of 30-60-90 to solve most difficult problems of life.
Only difference is - 'Degrees' have been replaced by 'mls'.
Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems!
No one respects age, unless it's bottled!
Man and malt are simply great, when they are single!
Pain makes you stronger;
Tears make you braver;
Headaches makes you wiser;
And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap!
Last night, I was so drunk I replied to my own text:
Did you get home safe?
Yes I'm home now!