Men & Malts are great when they are single!
Wine improves with age... I improve with Wine!
I was pretty drunk last night. No wonder, my alarm didn't go off this morning!
When alcohol goes inside, whatever is in the mind comes outside.
So, it's highly suggested to all the students to drink before writing exams!
I have huge respect for monks. Specially the old ones!
Part of me says, I can't keep drinking like this. While another says - Don't listen to him, he's drunk!
No wonder AkBAR and BEERbal were such pals!
Tips for women who love to cook:
While seasoning... if you put few drops of whiskey the oil doesn't burn
While kneading dough put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown
If you add a few drops of vodka in Daal it will not spoil in summer time
While making Kadhi if you add a few drops of brandy the buttermilk will not be sour and Kadhi will taste sweet
Putting red wine in Rasam will enhance the taste
If you can't manage the above pour 2 pegs in your husband's stomach... then it doesn't matter how the food tastes!
Even if Vodka is not the answer, it's worth a shot!
Drunk - Proved when he feels sophisticated and can't pronounce it!