If you can't find your "Better Half",
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Just remember, Liquor is available in Quarters also!
Just because you can't dance doesn't mean that you shouldn't dance.
~ Alcohol
I only drink a little but when I do, I turn into another person. And that person drinks a lot!
Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and was considered as a basic necessity.
That's why:
Ghar - Bar
Khana - Peena
Dawaa - Daru
#Beefban
By similar logic, should Beefeater Gin also be banned!
I will stop drinking when Johnnie Walker stops walking!
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk!
I hate friends who can't handle alcohol. The other night, they dropped me thrice while carrying me back home!
I distrust camels, anyone else who can go a week without a drink!
Why is it always "I see you drink all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator!"