Some people have relationships and some people have vodka!
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers!
Bhai Log - I have serious concerns:
When good happens, I drink to celebrate!
When bad happens, I drink to forget!
When nothing happens, I drink so that something does happen.
I can't go on like this! People have started calling me Alcoholic! This is a very serious problem and needs our urgent attention.
Let's meet over drinks tomorrow and talk about it!
Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of alcohol!
Life and beer are very similar.
For best results - CHILL!
Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is - "What is C2H5OH?"
I use to drink... but
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that was hours ago!
Being every successful hangover, there is promise of never drinking again!
You can't buy happiness... but you can buy wine and that's kind of same thing!
Sometimes, all you need is a good cup of coffee (or a good drink) and 5 million dollars!