The secret of enjoying a good wine:
1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
2. If it does not look like it's breathing give it mouth to mouth!
Wine a little - it'll sure make you feel better!
Sabhi Samsayaon Ka Ek Hi Hal Hai -
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Alcohol!
If one glass of wine is good for you - just imagine... what a whole bottle could do!
Wine improves with age. The older I get. the better I like it!
A meal without wine is called breakfast!
An average human walks 1500 Kms in a year and drinks 83 litres of beer.
Bascially, we're getting 18 Km/litre of beer - which is not bad!
Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice, just point them in the direction of the nearest liquor store!
Think Positively:
An empty glass gives you an opportunity to have another 'Drink'!
If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget;
If something good happens you drink in order to celebrate;
And if nothing happens you drink to make something happen!