Doctor said to drink alcohol only one day a week, but did not say which. So let's drink every day not to miss that day!
Rather be someone's shot of whisky than everyone's cup of tea!
Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than you!
An excellent way to reduce Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD!
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY!
Alcohol solves all our life's problems only when we're drunk!
BKS Iyenger, a world renowned Yoga exponent died yesterday at the age of 94.
Khushwant Singh, a great lover of Scotch who enjoyed his drinks daily, died a couple of months back at the age of 99.
Bottom line is that Whisky gives you that edge of 5 years!
If
Gin
Rum
Vodka
Tequila and
Whiskey
are called Spirits; then all my friends are Spiritual!
Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
After installing WhatsApp, FB, WeChat, Snapchat, Line, Hike, Viber etc., I have finally realised that the best way to connect with friends is...
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Whisky only!
Women: Divided by ego, united by gossips!
Men: Divided by women, united by Liquor!