D - Delighted after 1 peg
R - Romantic after 2 pegs
I - Interesting after 3 pegs
N - Naughty after 4 pegs
K - King after 5 pegs
S - Satyanash after 6 pegs
Alcohol - A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
Alcohol - A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
If beer is proof that God loves us, then hangovers are a proof that He has a sadistic sense of humour!
Drinking Drinking little beer;
How I wonder which bar is near;
Scotch rates are up so high;
Let's have IMFL with peanuts fry!
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life!
I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up!
Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver!
Two beer or not two beer that is the question! ~ William Shakesbeer
You know you're drunk when you get out of bed and miss the floor!