Dear Modi Ji,
Please don't follow the Gujarat model and declare the whole country 'Dry'.
The boozers of India can't afford to travel frequently to foreign countries for drinking!
Spiritually Yours!
Thought for the Day:
Good friends are bad for our liver!
If you did not drink, how would your friends ever know at 2 AM... that you love them?
Don't drink and dance. Always have a designated dancer!
Urgent Message:
Please pass this to all your friends. A person is very SERIOUS and needs 3 BOTTLES of
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BEER (chilled) with fried fish and chips!
It's really hot!
Women: Divided by ego, united by gossips!
Men: Divided by women, united by Liquor!
I drank so much vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent!
Zindgi To Bar-Bar Miligi.
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Kabhi Iss Bar Mein, To Kabhi Uss Bar Mein!
Teacher who says keep your "head down" is better than friends who say "bottoms up"!
People who drink to escape their problems are...
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'Booze-dils'!