Trust me you can dance.
~ Vodka
You know you're drunk... when you sit down on the toilet sear and try to put on your seatbelt!
One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy.
You know you're drunk... when you sit down on the toilet and try to put your seat belt on!
3 simple steps to Happiness:
1. Make a peg.
2. Say cheers and finish it.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you feel happy!
What device tells you that you've drunk too much? A karaoke machine!
O' Lord,
Give me Coffee to change the things that I can... in the morning;
And Whiskey to accept the things that I can't... in the evening!
I always take life with a grain of salt;
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plus a slice of lemon; and a shot of Tequila!
Coffee has to end a lot of things that alcohol starts!
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
This sentence has all 26 alphabets of English. Be proud to be a drinker!