My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol!
Whisky is the answer...
and I don't remember the question!
Thought of the day:
'Good Friends are bad for lever!'
Alcohol is just a name;
Daaru is an emotion!
I finally quit drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil!
Corn makes whisky.
Wheat makes beer.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers!
Dear Liver,
This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion!
#Christmas
Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**!
I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.
It's the alcohol!
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Me: There is room to add vodka!