No If, No But - Only Jat!
~ Sunny Deol
Yes Tits, Yes Butts - Only Fatafat!
~ Sunny Leone
Had Gabbar been intelligent, he would have killed Thakur by sending him free porn movies!
Weird Bollywood:
1. Poonam Pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie.
2. Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie!
The promos of Poonam Pandey's 'Nasha' would be a flop.
What are emotions doing in there? It shall contain only motion!
Public at theatre screamed:
"Daab Milkha Daab"
When Farhan Akhtar got intimated by the Russian female!
The postal department has issued Sunny Leone stamps.
Men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick!
Raanjhanaa review:
The only movie of Bollywood in which hero doesn't have muscles and the heroine is flat!
Mahesh Bhatt was explaining a romantic scene to the actors, "Real love is, when two people are so close that they see the world together in one direction".
Sunny Leone: Sorry to interrupt you Mahesh ji, but if I'm not wrong, you're explaining the Doggy Style...
Right?
Sunil Gavaskar named his autobiography "Sunny Days". Sunny Leone has decided to name her autobiography "Sunny Nights"!
Since even Sunny Leone's life deals with different strokes!
Viagra makers got a new tagline from the movie "Amar Akbar Anthony".
Their Song: Unhorny Ko Horny Kar De, Horny Ko Aur Horny!