In making out their income tax some people are like Sunny Leone. They take off as much as the law allows.
HORNESTY is the BREAST Policy.
Sunny Leone
Teacher: What do you know about Sensex?
Pappu: When someone engages in copulation with Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen or Sushmita Sen, et al., it's called "Sen Sex"!
Inspired by the hit movie "Life of Pi", Sunny Leone to produce a movie titled "Life on Chaar-Pi" (Woven Bedstead)!
Ajit: Mona darling, you're not wearing your panty today?
Mona: Yes boss, you're simply great. But how do you really come to know about it?
Ajit: I see dandruff on your shoes!
Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never really hug each other?
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Because they don't know each other!
But I like the way you think!
Advertisement for a 2nd hand BMW showed a picture of Sunny Leone lying on a bed and the the slogan on it read:
You know you're not the 1st one; but do you really care?
Saif Ali Khan's son is demanding all maternal rights, to start with he wants breast-feeding forthwith.
Kareena-Saif wedding:
Everybody wants to know whether Saif, finally made it large last night?
Big B turns 70 today. It was his last night of 69 yesterday.