Eye Test
Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him to cover his right eye with his left hand and read the letters on the card...
Putin Jokes
Just as we have Rajinikanth jokes, in Russia they have Putin jokes.....
When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early.
When Putin`s phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie...
Viva Voce
Two engineering students are waiting to give their oral viva test. The first student`s turn comes, and he goes inside. External: Suppose you are travelling by a train, and suddenly it gets hot, what will you do...
Blind Date
I was headed for a blind date last night, but I was worried... what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there is an app for just that situation. It`s called Mum Are You Okay...
Plead Guilty
After a trial had been going on for three days, finally, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge`s bench.
"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from...
With Age Comes Wisdom
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then the new school year began...
742 Grains of Green Gram
A retired officer goes to a shop and asks the young shopkeeper, "Give me 742 grains of green gram."
The boy, without speaking a word, quickly weighs 200 grams of green gram and gives it to the customer...
Eating at Decrepit Restaurant
Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives...
Covid-19 Vaccination in India
A Bengali, a Punjabi, a Gujarati and a Hardcore Leftist Keralite were reluctant to take the Covid-19 vaccine. The Doctor called them in one by one. He told the Bengali, "You must take your vaccine...
Bizarre Automobile Insurance Claims
The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary...