Clean Jokes

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out more about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study to find out more about him.
"So what are your plans...

A retired old couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman promised to hold a car for them.
But they found the car was just sold to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top...

A young Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman`s job in a big departmental store in Canada!! On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour. At 6 pm...

Ek Baar Ek Retired Uncle Kiraane Ki Dukaan Par Gaye Aur Dukaan Mein Baithe Ladke Se Bole, "Beta, Mujhe Masoor Ki Daal Ke 824 Daane De Do."
Ladke Ne Bina Kuch Kahe 250gms Daal Tol Ke Uncle Ko De Di Aur Kaha..

A Man was asked: How was your job interview yesterday?
Man: Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table...

A girl was practicing the piano when suddenly there was loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a cop.
"What`s the matter?" she asked....

A divine healer in a Kerala church called out, "Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front."
Hearing that, Kunjappan, got in line and when it was his turn...

Shashi Tharoor gets a call from his Nepali watchman on the intercom.
Watchman: Ooh shabji, aapshe koi milne aaya hai. Andar bhej du...

With airlines adding fees to fees, The Week magazine asked its readers to predict the next surcharge they`ll levy for something previously free.
1. In the unlikely event of loss of cabin...

During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor, "Do you think I`ll live a long and healthy life ?"
"I don`t know", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now....