Diuretic!!!
A man in his 60s visits the doctor. "I just can't take it anymore, doc," he says, wincing. "I stand at the urinal for 20 minutes and nothing happens. Is there something I can take?"
"I'll tell you what you can take," the doctor snarls. "A cold dose of reality...
A Horse And A Donkey
A horse and a donkey meet up. They get along great and the horse invites the donkey back to his stable. When he gets there, the donkey is amazed at all the trophies and photos on display...
What Men Really Mean
Out the mouths of men.....
"I'm going fishing."
Means. "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety...
Attractive Farm Widow
Sam decided to go hunting with his buddy, Mark. They loaded up Mark’s truck and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible storm. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady...
A Bad Hair Day in Rome
A woman was getting her hair done at the salon for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go...
Brain Fade Moment
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an X-Ray to a group of medical students
"As you can see," the doctor says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are...
Supplementary Bill
This guy's father dies, so he goes to the undertaker and tells him he wants the best of everything for his father. The funeral is absolutely beautiful, and the guy is extremely pleased...
Affair With The Secretary
So the boss gets a hot new secretary, and almost immediately they start having an affair. However, within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is performing...
Why Men Prefer To Watch Football In Pubs or Cafes
Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: Watch the game at the pub.
Wife: Why don't you watch it with me?
Husband: I want to watch it with my friends.
Wife: So I mean nothing to you?
Husband: OK, OK. I am staying...
The Wife Has It All Sorted
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch when the husband looks over and says, "Honey, if I died, would you get remarried?"
The wife thinks about it and says, "Well, we have a beautiful house, and I don't want to be alone, so...