Sales Executive Interview
A Man was asked: How was your job interview yesterday?
Man: Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table...
Playing Mozart
A girl was practicing the piano when suddenly there was loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a cop.
"What`s the matter?" she asked....
Divine Healing
A divine healer in a Kerala church called out, "Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front."
Hearing that, Kunjappan, got in line and when it was his turn...
Miscommunication!
Shashi Tharoor gets a call from his Nepali watchman on the intercom.
Watchman: Ooh shabji, aapshe koi milne aaya hai. Andar bhej du...
AIRLINE FEES
With airlines adding fees to fees, The Week magazine asked its readers to predict the next surcharge they`ll levy for something previously free.
1. In the unlikely event of loss of cabin...
Mercury-Uranus Conjunction
During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor, "Do you think I`ll live a long and healthy life ?"
"I don`t know", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now....
Maths' Marks
During my School Days, I came home with my Maths Mark Sheet showing 90 marks scored by me in an exam, hoping to get compliments from my Dad. However, once my Dad took a glance of it...
The Proposal....!
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended...
Humour in The Market
BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get...
Last Will and Testament
Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz, Sam`s best friend since childhood, is to be executor of the will...