Going Up, Letting Down
I took an elevator up to the 69th floor for a meeting and as I was getting out, the operator said, "Have a good day, son."
I grumbled, "Don't call me son. You're not my dad."
He scratched his head...
Expensive Persian Rugs
A sophisticated, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around, spots a beautiful rug, and walks over to inspect it...
Humorous Life Insights
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will...
Winking and Stammering Problem
A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview goes quite well, but he keeps winking and stammering. The interviewer says...
True Corporate Meanings of ASAP
In corporate settings, 'ASAP' is frequently used to imply urgent, high-priority tasks. However, its true, often humorous, corporate meanings include...
Unexpected Call From A Crush!
After many years her phone call came around 11:30 PM... very sweet voice, "How are you?"
I replied, "I'm good!"
She said, "Not sleeping yet?"
I answered, "No, not yet...
Door-To-Door Bible Salesman
My brother Darren, grew up with a terrible stutter. After highschool he was looking for a job when he spotted an ad for a door-to-door Bible salesman...
Skilled vs Unskilled Labour
Paddy and Mick worked together in the garment district in Midtown New York and were both laid off, so they headed down to the New York State Department of Labor office. When asked his occupation, Paddy replied, "I'm a...
Do You Lose Weight When You Poop?
A wife buys her redneck husband a scale to help him with his new diet. A week later the redneck says, "Honey, this here scale is great...
Bengaluru and Karna's Curse
Few people know this, but the legendary battle between Karna and Arjuna once happened near to the Chola Kingdom, close to current day Bangalore!